Title: The Team That Jack Built

Author: Hoodat Whatzit

Status: complete

Category: Poetry (uh.. is Pilk a category?)

Pairings: none

Spoilers: Children of the Gods

Season: 1

Sequel: none

Rating: G

Content Warning: none

File Size: 32 KB

Archive: Jackfic, Heliopolis
 
 

Summary: A nursery rhyme primer for the beginning of Stargate SG-1.

Disclaimer: Stargate SG1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (ii) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.

Author's Note: This was written to help explain the show's back story for a friend of mine who had only seen Stargate the Movie. Marie, this is for you. (In case anyone cares, she's actually watched 2 episodes of SG-1 now and is well on the way to joining in the madness that is the SG-1 fandom.)

“The Team That Jack Built”
     

This is the team
that Jack built.

This is the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
     

This is the Stargate
creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.

These are the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
This is the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
  This is the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
  This is the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
This is the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
        This is the General
that requested the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
This is the bad guy
that ticked off the General
that requested the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
    This is the Jaffa
that worked for the bad guy
that ticked off the General
that requested the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.

This is the courage
that was seen by the Jaffa
that worked for the bad guy
that ticked off the General
that requested the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
This is the trust
that was sparked by the courage
that was seen by the Jaffa
that worked for the bad guy
that ticked off the General
that requested the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
This is the friendship
that was founded on trust
that was sparked by the courage
that was seen by the Jaffa
that worked for the bad guy
that ticked off the General
that requested the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.
This is the Earth
that will be saved by the friendship
that was founded on trust
that was sparked by the courage
that was seen by the Jaffa
that worked for the bad guy
that ticked off the General
that requested the scientist
that built the doohickey
that uses the cartouche
that was found by the linguist
that translated the glyphs
that turn on the Stargate
that creates the wormhole
that transports the team
that Jack built.

 

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