Title: Jack O'Neill Has Fallen Down

Author: Hoodat Whatzit

Status: complete

Category: Filk (London Bridge), Humor

Pairings: none

Spoilers: none

Season: 6

Sequel: none

Rating: PG

Content Warning: none

File Size: 29 KB

Archive: Jackfic, Heliopolis

 
 

Summary: A typical SG-1 mission.

Disclaimer: Stargate SG1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (ii) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.

Author's Note: Another idea inspired by a Saturday night chat. Erin, I ‘wrote wrote wrote’ it! Silliness and fun… enjoy.

“Jack O'Neill Has Fallen Down”

SG-1 just gated through, gated through, gated through
SG-1 just gated through,
To the planet.

O’Neill cracks jokes about the trees, about the trees, about the trees
O’Neill cracks jokes about the trees,
It’s all just peachy.

Carter grins and samples the soil, samples the soil, samples the soil
Carter grins and samples the soil,
She finds naquadah.

Teal’c stands and guards the camp, guards the camp, guards the camp
Teal’c stands and guards the camp,
Looking scary.

Jonas Quinn eats and smiles, eats and smiles, eats and smiles
Jonas Quinn eats and smiles,
Enjoying the weather.

Bad guys come and point their guns, point their guns, point their guns
Bad guys come and point their guns,
The team is in danger.

Jack’s smart mouth draws their fire, draws their fire, draws their fire
Jack’s smart mouth draws their fire,
Saving the others.

SG-1 escapes and runs, escapes and runs, escapes and runs
SG-1 escapes and runs,
For the Stargate.

Colonel Jack is losing blood, losing blood, losing blood
Colonel Jack is losing blood,
He’s fading fast.

Bad guys chase to hunt them down, hunt them down, hunt them down
Bad guys chase to hunt them down,
They’re getting closer.

Jack tells his team to save themselves, save themselves, save themselves
Jack tells his team to save themselves,
He’ll hold them off.

His team just shrugs and shakes their heads, shakes their heads, shakes their heads
His team just shrugs and shakes their heads,
Not gonna happen.

No one ever gets left behind, left behind, left behind
No one ever gets left behind,
That’s what Jack has taught them.

Jack finds the strength to reach the gate, reach the gate, reach the gate
Jack finds the strength to reach the gate,
Carter dials it.

The code is sent and a signal received, signal received, signal received
The code is sent and a signal received,
“Let’s go home, campers!”

Blood loss finally takes its toll, takes its toll, takes its toll
Blood loss finally takes its toll,
Jack’s unconscious.

Jack O’Neill has fallen down, fallen down, fallen down
Jack O’Neill has fallen down,
Hammond’s worried.

Doc Fraiser knows how to patch him up, patch him up, patch him up
Doc Fraiser knows how to patch him up,
She’s had practice.

Teal’c, Sam, and Jonas fret and pace, fret and pace, fret and pace
Teal’c, Sam, and Jonas fret and pace,
Will Jack make it?

Janet smiles and shares good news, shares good news, shares good news
Janet smiles and shares good news,
He pulled through again.

Jack lies in bed on the mend, on the mend, on the mend
Jack lies in bed on the mend,
An impatient patient.

His team stops by to cheer him up, cheer him up, cheer him up
His team stops by to cheer him up,
They’ve taped the Simpsons.

Several weeks pass, Jack is back at work, back at work, back at work
Several weeks pass, Jack is back at work,
Raring to go.

Hammond says the mission is a piece of cake, piece of cake, piece of cake
Hammond says the mission is a piece of cake,
What could go wrong?

SG-1 just gated through, gated through, gated through
SG-1 just gated through,
To the planet.

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